Virginia Bell - best of the 1950s

Stephen King recently released a book about going back in time to the year 1958.

If you ever get such a chance, I can guarantee that your best boober of the 1950s to meet (and hopefully have passionate sex with) would be Virginia Bell.  She still holds a place in my heart from when I was a wee young lad flipping through girlie magazines and being astonished by her big all-natural boobs in an ad called Virginia “DING DONG” Bell.

Renee Ross would be my fantasy date

Lately I was thinking which babe I would like to go out with for a night and make sure the date ends up in a hotel room.  Well there are thousands of babes I feel that way about, but right now it would be Renee Ross.  Anyone else feelin’ it?

Gone but not forgotten - the breasts of Lea Foster

Lea Foster AKA Lee Foster was a mini-internet sensation on Yahoo Groups in the days before Facebook or even MySpace.

Her incredibly cute and sweet next-door charm was slowly overtaken by her growing, heaving bosom.  Instead of embracing her boobs, she unfortunately became more and more uncomfortable with them.  She was by far the largest busted model for Cinnamon magazine, and her fellow models kept telling her (errantly) that Lea’s career would only get better if she would chop off her tits and go for the breast reduction.

Well, fellow boobman, you know that this was a logical fallacy.  Lea unfortunately DID go through with the breast reduction, and her career disappeared at exactly the same moment in time.  Let this be yet another warning to all models for all time: BREAST REDUCTIONS DO NOT HELP CAREERS.  YOU WILL SIMPLY LOSE YOUR MALE AUDIENCE!

Six years ago she was queen of the internet (Dawn Harvey)

The year was 2006.  MySpace was huge.  Facebook was barely noticed yet.  British teen Dawn Harvey AKA DawnBird was a little ahead of her time, putting herself out there as the first socially-networked busty babe.  That year she went from 5 friends to 500.  But she was a living contradiction - simultaneously egotistical yet shying from attention - showing off her breasts proudly but at other times running from the resulting adulation. 

In the end, she got her apparent wish - she was eclipsed by the hundreds of other younger and bustier babes who would soon follow. 

Nowadays, whether Dawn intended it or not, no one thinks about her anymore.  Save for moments of reflection such as this.

Gone but not forgotten - last photos of breasts before reductions

Yew make a grown man cry!!!!!!
Don’t do it!

Another weekend hard drive spin

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Weekend hard drive spin

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Lulu Devine

There was a time when she was the bustiest model out there.  Still fun to look at.

We’ll always have young booby ladies

Before there was Facebook, there was Myspace.  Before there was Myspace, there was Flickr.  Before there was Flickr, there was Webshots.  Before there was Webshots, there was Yahoo Groups.  Before there were Yahoo groups, there was AOL.  Before there was AOL, there was the internet.  Before the internet, there was GEnie, before there was GEnie, there was the Usenet.

And all throughout, women have enjoyed exhibiting their bodies, wanting affirmation and attention.

Every year, there will be a new crop of young ladies to replace the last crop.  And some of them will have big boobs.  Life is good!

Weekend Randoms - Here comes a spin of the hard drive

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Virginia Bell - maybe my earliest boob crush

I remember pawing through the back of a magazine once and in the back was an ad selling photos of Virginia Bell, except they called her VIRGINIA “DING DONG” BELL which of course was a double entendre for those beautiful hanging bell-shaped boobs of hers you wanted to have slap you in the face.  I have no idea what became of Virginia after her modeling days.  It seems that no one else does either.